There Are Days I May Think About Selling My Kids...

But I would never really do it. Not even as a joke.

German Parents Post Baby on eBay for One Euro

"Offering my nearly new baby for sale, as it has gotten too loud. It is a male baby, nearly 28 inches (70 cm) long and can be used either in a baby carrier or a stroller," police quoted the ad as reading.

Then again, the days I would consider selling them no one would buy them...