Cuz I Was Tagged

Ok, so I go over to Boudicca's and see that she has tagged me with this really long meme. At least she complimented my Inside Out Ice Cream Cake recipe... So, Bou, this is for you....

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My mom says no, that I was almost named Tanya. However, I went to school with 5 other Jody(i)(ie)s and I figure that there is no way that many women giving birth at that particular time named their kids the same without it coming from somewhere.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Probably earlier today. I’m sure it had something to do with the stress of a fussy baby and a two-year-old talking non-stop. And to think I couldn’t wait for her to talk. Silly me.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Handwriting…. Handwriting…. Not really sure. But I like my typing. Especially when I use a really pretty font. This italic is nice...
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Meat good.
DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
The doctor says they are kids. Sometimes I think they are homemade torture devices.
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Probably not. Women don’t seem to like me very much. I think it’s the boobs.
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Me? Sarcasm? Of course not!
DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Well, the doctor did ask if I wanted to keep them in a little jar but I said no because I didn’t think anyone would ever ask me a question like this.
WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Again? No. Sober? Never.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Cereal? Is that allowed after the age of 25? Wait, let me rephrase: is the good stuff allowed after the age of 25?
DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Shoes tie? Didn’t know they did that anymore.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
Physically? Mentally? Scented? What?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Ice cream good.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Teeth. Oh, the teeth. I am always amazed by the people who don’t care for their teeth. How can you do that?
RED OR PINK?
Flowers- red. Steak- pink.
WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
I’m really not fond of the part between my neck and knees. Wait, I’m not too fond of my knees, either, so I’ll change knees to ankles.
WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
To be serious for a moment I miss my friend Erika. If you’ve been around for any length of time you know why.
WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Pale green lounge pants; no shoes.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Leftovers from last night: a brat, some tortellini salad, some broccoli salad, horseradish cheese
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
I hear the computer fan. Brenna in the other room. Possibly some chirping birds.
IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
1000 Shades of green
FAVORITE SMELLS?
Freshly washed baby. Freshly mowed grass. Rain.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
An answering machine. I tried to make an appointment to get my brows arched and the message said the salon was open today but all I kept getting was the machine.
FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Hockey is the only sport I can watch.
HAIR COLOR?
Today it is a deep burgundy. Check out my new profile pic...
EYE COLOR?
Green. With my contacts really green.
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
I’m pretty sure I just answered that…
FAVORITE FOOD?
Food good. Right now I would kill for a warm chocolate chip cookie. Or maybe some of that ice cream from a couple questions ago...
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Happy. Preferably romantic comedy happy endings.
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
The Quiet Man. I own it yet I watch it every time it’s on TV.
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Maroon tank top. Matches the pale green lounge pants.
SUMMER OR WINTER?
Neither. Why do spring and fall get the shaft on these questions?
HUGS OR KISSES?
Kisses. Hugs have white chocolate and I can’t eat white chocolate. It’s a psychological thing.
FAVORITE DESSERT?
Dessert good. Not enough of an answer? Check out my Fab Food Friday posts.
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
I'm reading Galations. It's in the Bible. And a book by David Back about finances.
WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
My cat atemy mousepad. Then she puked it up on my floor.
WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT?
I haven’t turned the TV on in days. Surely TiVo has something waiting for me.
FAVORITE SOUND?
Silence. Yes, really.
ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
A rolling stone crushes the beatle that gets in it’s way.
WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
London is just a bit farther than Ireland.
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I have no talent what-so-ever.
WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Mt Ayr, Iowa. I dare you to try to find it on a map.