American Soldier Captured
>> Wednesday, February 02, 2005
This just in: a soldier nicknamed GI Joe was kidnapped in Iraq. No word yet as to whether COBRA was involved.
WHEW! UPDATE! Captive U.S. Soldier Doll Rescued by Bush Doll. Wow, that was a close one.
UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! While Bush was overseas rescuing Joe, he captured Osama! Photo proof!
